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From: MEDMAL Date/Time: Tuesday, 9/10/24 7:40 AM MsgNo: 0003307
Toby At least last year you could complain about having to fix everyone’s default picks,; whats you’re excuse this year???
From: TOBY Date/Time: Monday, 10/17/22 11:56 PM MsgNo: 0003078

I think EARTHMAMA has gone from a dead last finish last year to first place after week #6 this year!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Friday, 9/9/22 6:41 AM MsgNo: 0003038

I have 4 family members, in addition to myself, with teams in this years league, 2 grandsons, my daughter and my son-in-law. My teenage grandsons took BUF for a combined 2-0 start. The all knowing, all wise adults all took the LAR fort a combined 0-6 start. Maybe there is a message there!  Toby

From: TOBY Date/Time: Monday, 9/5/22 5:15 PM MsgNo: 0003031

Hey REXALL, Try not to start the year with a 2-20 week! It tends to ruin the year!!!

From: MEDMAL Date/Time: Sunday, 2/13/22 10:10 PM MsgNo: 0003023
Damn Toby, $2950 loss on the super bowl - pressure got to you and you cracked. I look forward to buying some real nice with you $$$
From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 11/9/21 11:35 AM MsgNo: 0002991

BIG W, After 9 weeks you are in third place and yet you have lost 9 straight SIDE BETS!! How is that possible?

From: TOBY Date/Time: Monday, 9/27/21 2:57 PM MsgNo: 0002969

REXALL, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!! You win the Thursday night came and can only come up with ONE win on Sunday!!! I've never een anything like it!! Turn it over to Jan, you are hopeless!!!!!  Toby

From: TOBY Date/Time: Friday, 9/10/21 4:12 PM MsgNo: 0002956

Way to go EARTHMAMA!  First day in this easy league and you are 0-2, tied for 39th. I told you it wasn't easy!!!

From: MEDMAL Date/Time: Thursday, 9/9/21 11:57 PM MsgNo: 0002954
Well FightingDTs I see you have picked up right where you left off, all the way at the bottom. Glad to know you still have it
From: BAYOU BENGALS Date/Time: Friday, 9/3/21 9:01 PM MsgNo: 0002948
TCB never had a computer and if he did he never turned it on- someone has his password
From: TCB Date/Time: Monday, 8/30/21 9:58 AM MsgNo: 0002947
TCB has a new computer and looking for a different result.
From: TOBY Date/Time: Sunday, 12/15/19 7:55 PM MsgNo: 0002861

CRAP!!!!  I lost 2 games on the last play of the game where my team played lateral fumblerooski and changed the results Screw ATL's ovr-undr and WASH. My pox on them

From: TOBY Date/Time: Monday, 11/4/19 10:34 AM MsgNo: 0002833

PP's are locks that just can't miss! Last week the league was 52-130-12 on PP. I guess some locks aren't as good as others!& bsp; Toby

From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/22/19 7:29 AM MsgNo: 0002816

If NFL games were 58 instead of 60 minutes, I would be in 1st place instead of sucking gas!   Toby

From: TOBY Date/Time: Sunday, 10/20/19 7:36 PM MsgNo: 0002811

If NFL games were 58 instead of 60 minutes, I would be leading the league instead of sucking gas!   Toby

From: RUN CMC Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/1/19 2:10 PM MsgNo: 0002788
I'm back!
From: TOBY Date/Time: Monday, 9/30/19 4:41 PM MsgNo: 0002786

RUN CMC had a genius week!. While EVERONE else is taking a bath on PP's, he hits all 4 and goes 6-0.

From: REXALL Date/Time: Monday, 9/23/19 5:55 PM MsgNo: 0002772
Toby, I thought you were a genius with the weekly pick on New Orleans and then you go and put a monthly on Arizona. Jus above average, Rexall.
From: MEDMAL Date/Time: Wednesday, 9/11/19 10:57 PM MsgNo: 0002757
I see RunCMC and Fighting DTs have picked up right where they left off last year....at the bottom
From: TOBY Date/Time: Monday, 12/10/18 8:27 AM MsgNo: 0002691

Who made SOFT PACK ( POY ) and B&R ( POW ) so smart. There were 16  Premiom Picks on the RAMS, including 5 POY's of which mine was one, and they were the only 2 smart enough to take the Bears! Latent geniuses!!  

From: TOBY Date/Time: Wednesday, 12/5/18 10:00 PM MsgNo: 0002687

I must humbly accept the cricism. I am truly a dumb shit!!

From: MEDMAL Date/Time: Tuesday, 12/4/18 9:27 PM MsgNo: 0002685

Toby, did you forget how the Teasers are supposed to work?? losing 2 in 1 week!!!??

From: TOBY Date/Time: Saturday, 11/10/18 7:39 PM MsgNo: 0002676

This is coming close to verbal abuse of the Commisioner. I might have to look into a lawsuit alleging football malpractice!! !!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Saturday, 11/10/18 7:38 PM MsgNo: 0002675

This is coming close to verbal abuse of the Commisioner. I might have to look into a lawsuit alleging football malpractice!! !!

From: MEDMAL Date/Time: Thursday, 11/8/18 10:38 PM MsgNo: 0002673
Or maybe you thought it was just for one team..... But that can't be right either since the steelers went over by themselves
From: MEDMAL Date/Time: Thursday, 11/8/18 10:15 PM MsgNo: 0002672
Toby, when you picked the under for the steelers game tonight were you thinking it was just for the first half?
From: TOBY Date/Time: Sunday, 10/28/18 9:51 PM MsgNo: 0002658

I can't believe that Gurley stopped at the 5 yard line!  He must have had GB +9.

From: TOBY Date/Time: Sunday, 10/21/18 7:38 PM MsgNo: 0002654

Hey MEDMAL, If you had my brains you would have put a "T" on the Rams too. Nice pickup of 5 points! Eat your heart out.

From: MEDMAL Date/Time: Sunday, 10/21/18 12:50 PM MsgNo: 0002652
And then Toby follows it up with a premium on LAC! Really chewing on this pills this week
From: MEDMAL Date/Time: Friday, 10/19/18 4:56 AM MsgNo: 0002650
Taking Arizona last night Toby... Talk about a "stupid pill"!
From: REXALL Date/Time: Monday, 10/15/18 9:02 PM MsgNo: 0002645
With Ben no longer in the pool, it may take a while to get my MOJO back
From: TOBY Date/Time: Sunday, 10/14/18 4:40 PM MsgNo: 0002644

I gotta have the leagues best record after 3 quarters, and then it always goes to crap in the 4th and I end up with egg on m face!!!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Friday, 10/12/18 10:59 AM MsgNo: 0002640

After their superior performance the first couple of years in the league, it looks like REXALL and MEDMAL must have overdose on " stupid " pills at the start of the year!!!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Friday, 10/12/18 10:59 AM MsgNo: 0002639

After their superior performance the first couple of years in the league, it looks like REXALL and MEDMAL must have overdose on " stupid " pills at the start of the year!!!

From: RUN CMC Date/Time: Thursday, 9/20/18 8:24 PM MsgNo: 0002602
Toby - tell me about! I had a YEARLY pick on the Vikings, so a 10 point swing in total points all because of an awful, histori ally bad kicker
From: TOBY Date/Time: Sunday, 9/16/18 7:48 PM MsgNo: 0002596

I would have had a respectable week if the Vikings had a placekicker! A 29-29 tie giving 1 1/2 points to GB. The kicker miss s a 35 yard game winner on the last play and was 0 for 3 in FG's. I hope he enjoys kicking for the East Moline Bears.  Toby

From: TOBY Date/Time: Thursday, 1/18/18 11:21 AM MsgNo: 0002555

When I set up this league, I thought it was a bunch of golfing, adult beverage swilling, male bonding kind of guys. Now we h ve teams quoting greek mythology! What kind of league has this become? Fot those who can't translate the mythology, team MEDMAl, 2nd place, are the sons of team REXALL, 1st place.

From: MEDMAL Date/Time: Monday, 1/15/18 9:34 PM MsgNo: 0002554

In Greek mythology, Uranus, ruler of the universe, is slain by his ambitious sons who take his mantle thereafter as rul r... and to think they (unlike the Stanifer sons) didn't even have several thousand $$ at stake!!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Sunday, 12/31/17 9:58 PM MsgNo: 0002544

I have heard of people being jinxed but FIGHTING DTS has taken it to a new level. With each SIDE BET week worth $10 ( unless you are unlucky enough to be on the worst team which costs $20 ) he has managed to lose $175 in 17 weeks. That is just like his team losing every week. I guess some teams should just be avoided!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Monday, 12/25/17 12:19 PM MsgNo: 0002535

How the mighty have fallen MEDMAL!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Monday, 11/27/17 8:59 AM MsgNo: 0002518

PAINTER,    Who woke you up. The last 4 weeks -  +14, -4 ( obviously an aberation ), +11 and +10 so far his week. Those kind of numbers might get you a contract offer from Vegas for a prime handicapper job!!

From: MEDMAL Date/Time: Friday, 11/24/17 10:32 AM MsgNo: 0002517

TCB, what on earth were you thinking? I guess that teaser on Detroit (???) at least got you 1 point...

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Friday, 11/24/17 7:04 AM MsgNo: 0002516

 

I got all three Thanksgiving games right---and I'm in 9th place for the day???????  What kind of pro's a e we competing with???? 

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Sunday, 11/19/17 5:43 PM MsgNo: 0002513

Philly vs Dallas------only 1 pick out of 49 on Dallas.  Historically that doesn't bode well for the favorite.  We' l see tonight.

 

Rich

From: TOBY Date/Time: Sunday, 11/5/17 8:15 PM MsgNo: 0002490

You gotta figure it is not going to be your year when you lose 3 "T"'s and 14 points

From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/31/17 8:23 AM MsgNo: 0002479

+12 for the week. 1/2 of team MEDMAL must find the adjustment to married life quite agreeable!!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/24/17 3:29 PM MsgNo: 0002466

BUSINESS PARTNERS has approached reverse perfection. In 35 years this is as close as anyone has come to perfect. They did ma age 2 ties which is nothing to write home about but 0-19-2,   WOW!!!!!

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/24/17 8:32 AM MsgNo: 0002462

Toby, you have to give some kind of monetary reward to Business Partners for their performance this week.  A perfect sc re is a rare thing.  Has this ever happened before? 

From: TOBY Date/Time: Monday, 10/16/17 9:57 PM MsgNo: 0002458

Last week there were 3 DOGS who were getting 10 or more points. 2 of them won straight up and the other covered easily! Go f gure.

From: TOBY Date/Time: Monday, 10/16/17 5:12 PM MsgNo: 0002457

Does anyone else think these games are rigged, but not until the football picking gods have seen MY picks!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/10/17 10:30 AM MsgNo: 0002454

The Stanifer family are proving to be football gurus this year! REXALL ( the father ) and MEDMAL ( the sons ) are presently ied for 2nd in the league and 1st and 3rd in the PP pool. They are having a walleye dinner with BEN this coming Fri. night which I figured was a nice social occasion. But I just checked the standings and with BEN ( the PP guru, oh how he hates them ) currently residing in 45th place , it must be an attempt to pick their brains. There is a rumor here in SC that these guys are actually writing a football picks column for a major Vegas newspaper. The rich keep getting richer!

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Thursday, 10/5/17 11:42 PM MsgNo: 0002451

Kicker job open in Tampa.......

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/3/17 8:34 AM MsgNo: 0002447

More detail to Toby's post.  For those who didn't make it to midnight--KC didn't have a chance to cover the spread of 7   Redskins were ahead for more than 3 quarters.  Washington tied it at 20 with a little time left.  KC moved it down to kick a field goal with 8 sec left to lead by 3.  With 4 sec left Washington took the ball at the 25.  After several laterals they fumbled the ball, KC picked it up and ran it in to win by 9!!!!  Please send your condolences to Rexall who had a POM on Wash.  He would have been in 3rd place YTD but is now in about 20th.  ESPN called it "a hall of fame bad beat". 

From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/3/17 0:45 AM MsgNo: 0002446

I stay up until midnight to watch the Redskins ( +7 ) play fumble rooski on the last play of the game to turn a 4 point win, and 1st in WEEKLY CASH, into a 2 point loss. Sleep will come hard tonight.

From: MEDMAL Date/Time: Tuesday, 9/26/17 2:39 PM MsgNo: 0002431

TCB, can you tell me this week whom your picking so that I can take the exact opposite?? it would be sure to be a winning we k for me!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Thursday, 11/24/16 5:16 PM MsgNo: 0002361

Last week 21-1-1! This weel I lose a POY on the first game by a 1/2 point! In this league it doesn't take long to go from th penthouse tio the outhouse!  Toby

From: BEN Date/Time: Tuesday, 11/22/16 10:13 AM MsgNo: 0002360
Thank you very much for the compliment, Toby. But you should have sent me the words of the song - "Anything you can do I can do better". My congratulations to you. Bloody good work.
From: DACHEV Date/Time: Tuesday, 11/22/16 6:19 AM MsgNo: 0002359
Congratulations Toby. You should play the lottery! A lot more $$, but I am sure you prefer the "bragging rights"!! I will tal with Kelly about more concentration on her weekly picks!
From: DACHEV Date/Time: Tuesday, 11/22/16 6:18 AM MsgNo: 0002358
Congratulations Toby. You should play the lottery! A lot more $$, but I am sure you prefer the "bragging rights"!! I will tal with Kelly about more concentration on her weekly picks!
From: DACHEV Date/Time: Tuesday, 11/22/16 6:11 AM MsgNo: 0002357
Congratulations Toby. I suggest you play the lottery today! A lot more $$, but I am sure the "bragging rights" will out weigh he money! I will talk to Kelly and see if she can concentrate better on her weekly picks.
From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 11/22/16 1:10 AM MsgNo: 0002356

Congratulations to BEN for finally breaking through on WEEKLY CASH. 2 weeks in a row of 4th and now a 2nd. I think you defin tely have your mojo back! For those of you who do not know BEN he is Ben Wright who was the face and voice of CBS TV's golf coverage for a number of years until he decided to commit himself to professional football prognostigating!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 11/22/16 1:05 AM MsgNo: 0002355

Sorry DACHEV! 19-3 is really a good BEST WEEKLY PICK score but it doesn't measure up to 21-1-1, especially after I got a lot of help from the ref's in the OAK-HOU game. After losing the first game of the week ( CAROL-NO ), I would have run 15 straight games except for NE taking the knee on the SF 1 yard line at the end of the game for a tie. For everyones info, winning 15 straight games against the spread, the odds ar 32768 to 1.Thanks to  the gambling gods for the refs in tonights game and for a miracle MIA comeback against the RAMS.

From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 11/22/16 1:05 AM MsgNo: 0002354

Sorry DACHEV! 19-3 is really a good BEST WEEKLY PICK score but it doesn't measure up to 21-1-1, especially after I got a lot of help from the ref's in the OAK-HOU game. After losing the first game of the week ( CAROL-NO ), I would have run 15 straight games except for NE taking the knee on the SF 1 yard line at the end of the game for a tie. For everyones info, winning 15 straight games against the spread, the odds ar 32768 to 1.Thanks to  the gambling gods for the refs in tonights game and for a miracle MIA comeback against the RAMS.

From: REXALL Date/Time: Monday, 11/21/16 10:14 PM MsgNo: 0002353
Our esteemed Commissioner has accomplished the unthinkable.. Zero losses on Sunday, absolutely amazing.. Must be Ann cooking...
From: TOBY Date/Time: Monday, 11/14/16 9:02 AM MsgNo: 0002351

It looks like DACHEV had his moment of glory - locked in a battle for DSW this week. He must have relegated Kelly to the ben h and done all of the picking himself.

From: TOBY Date/Time: Wednesday, 11/9/16 4:26 PM MsgNo: 0002349

With 2 DSW's to your credit I am sure you were looking for a little payback. Unfortuntately, I have always done WEEKLY CASH n a best % basis. Even though you tied for first with a point total of +10, the %'s worked out as follows - NILLY 13-3-1 .794  2. COMPANY TIME 12-4-1 .735 and 3. BEST BET and TACO BOB at 14-5-1 .725. You were 16-6-1 .717, good for 4th. I'll admit it is a bit of a screwing but you aren't the first to get hosed.  Toby

From: BEN Date/Time: Tuesday, 11/8/16 11:31 AM MsgNo: 0002348

With due respect, Mr. Commissioner Swasko, I thought one of my very few decent performances in Week 9 - 16-6-1 - should have earned me a little cash to offset my two dipshit weeks. But I see I am not included in your notes. Perhaps you can enlighten me please.

From: DACHEV Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/25/16 10:09 AM MsgNo: 0002334

Okay.  I must admit it.  Dachev (Kelly and I) pick our teams each week and we argue about the different picks.&nbs ; This week, we had (3) different.  I was very convincing so she went with my picks.  We went 19-3.  Well, she would have been correct on all three and we  would have been 22-0.  Now some of you may think that she is smarter than me...........come to think of it..............she did pick me !!!!  That is one smart girl !!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/25/16 9:21 AM MsgNo: 0002333

WHOOPS!!! My thanks to Dachev and LOCAL 1 for carrying me. Sorry!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/25/16 0:27 AM MsgNo: 0002332

Thanks to DACHEV and TROJAN3313 for the free ride on SIDE BETS this week.

From: TOBY Date/Time: Wednesday, 10/19/16 5:47 PM MsgNo: 0002327

Watch out for REXALL. Last year he led the league the whole year and then came in second after the Super Bowl. This year, he is not only the club tennis champion but now he is the club golf champion. The man is a super stud when it comes to athletics and I'm afraid he will start concentrating on football and blow the rest of us away after sweeping all of the Cliffs Valley championships. The only good thing is that his sons ( MEDMAL ) are also in the league and obviously they didn't get his genes!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/18/16 11:03 AM MsgNo: 0002326

BS gave me grief last year about the lousy partners he had in SIDE BETS and how much money they were costing him. This year e is winning all of them until he has to go 1 on 1 last week and loses. BS, be thankful you have had good partners this year cause you can't hack it by yourself!

From: REXALL Date/Time: Sunday, 10/16/16 8:38 PM MsgNo: 0002324
The number of lost premium bets on Pittsburgh this week is amazing..
From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/11/16 7:52 AM MsgNo: 0002316

Looks like BEN and GOLDEN TAINT are trying to hog DSW!   BEST BET has burned through his PP's and is hitting them like razy, 10-0 last week.

From: MEDMAL Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/4/16 8:19 PM MsgNo: 0002307

not sure what is harder, winning 2 weeks in a row or being dipshit 2 weeks in a row. Maybe Golden Taint can weigh in on that ...

From: OOPS Date/Time: Tuesday, 9/13/16 11:18 AM MsgNo: 0002271
OPPS here, quite humbled! From TOP DOG to DOG in a flash. All glory is fleeting!
From: TOBY Date/Time: Saturday, 9/10/16 5:36 PM MsgNo: 0002263

BEST BET dodges a major bullet on opening night! Loses his POM on Carolina and then lucks out and wins a POY by a 1/2 point hen Carolina misses a field goal on the last play of the game. Had a good chance to start the year 0-8 on opening night!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Sunday, 1/24/16 10:28 PM MsgNo: 0002225

Rexall's coronation is over! OOPS pops on 2 POY's and the Super Bowl is now a horse race!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Saturday, 1/16/16 11:44 PM MsgNo: 0002223

REXALL, You are leading a charmed life. GB-ARIZ from a win to a tie to a win! Unbeilvable!!!! I lost both games when Aaron R dgers throws his Hail Mary completions on the last play of the game!  JINX CITY!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Saturday, 1/16/16 7:53 PM MsgNo: 0002222

Well REXALL. Looking for a .500 finish with 9 games to go. Game #1 comes up a cropper on KC. Do you feel the sphincter start ng to tighten up?

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Monday, 1/11/16 2:57 PM MsgNo: 0002220

Toby---has anybody told Rexall that if he hits 100 all bets are nullified?????? 

Rexall---let me get this strai ht--two weeks ago you won (by a huge margin) a POY on Houston.  In the playoffs you win (by a huge margin) a POY against Houston???????  Is this really that easy for you?  Damn......With the way you're running I certainly hope you're buying lottery tickets!!!!!  With a cool Billion you could take us all to the Super Bowl.

 

 

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Monday, 1/11/16 9:50 AM MsgNo: 0002219

Toby---has anybody told Rexall that if he hits 100 all bets are nullified?????? 

Rexall---let me get this strai ht--two weeks ago you won (by a huge margin) a POY on Houston.  In the playoffs you win (by a huge margin) a POY against Houston???????  Is this really that easy for you?  Damn

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Monday, 12/28/15 7:27 PM MsgNo: 0002191

I will willingly eat some crow regarding your Houston pick for POY.   How could Seattle fold their tent against lo ly Rams.  Damn.  Thank goodness I had a good POY or I would have been DS material.  I'm due for that.

 

Rich

From: TOBY Date/Time: Monday, 12/28/15 9:28 AM MsgNo: 0002188

Well PAINTER, it looks like REXALL's POY on HOU was a whole lot smarter than your "T" on SEA!!

From: REXALL Date/Time: Sunday, 12/27/15 9:55 PM MsgNo: 0002186
Painter... You know from our GIN games that I don't over analyze and I always rely on a whole lot of luck... But I did now that Tennessee did not have a chance today... PS.. Toby hang tough, don't let the young Stanifer boys push you around..
From: PAINTER Date/Time: Sunday, 12/27/15 10:55 AM MsgNo: 0002185

I will concede that Rexall has kicked some ass this year.  But POY on Houston?????  I agree that Tennessee is terr ble---but Houston has no defense and god knows who will be QB.  If you win this one it shows clearly that you know more than the rest of us---certainly true based on my standing.  Maybe you're just trying to come back to the field so that we won't quit the pool next year?

 

 

From: MEDMAL Date/Time: Thursday, 12/24/15 4:15 PM MsgNo: 0002180

Toby, we are looking forward to the Super Bowl party that it appears you will be paying for single-handedly as DSW and DSY

From: TOBY Date/Time: Sunday, 12/20/15 11:04 PM MsgNo: 0002168

I QUIT!!!!! I get in the car at Laguardia and Carolina scores a touchdown to go up 35-7 on my POY. While I am busy congratul ting myself on my brilliance, I listen to Carolina piss away their whole lead and then kick a field goal to win 38-35 and I'm giving 5 points. I try to be a nice guy but why have the football GODS singled me out for such abuse. Welcome to DSW DUMB SHIT!!!!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Friday, 12/18/15 5:41 PM MsgNo: 0002167

TCB - A POY on StL vs. TB? Obviously a brilliant pick but how did you come up with it!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Sunday, 12/13/15 7:43 PM MsgNo: 0002161

Once again I tried my theory that Carolina was just a lucky team. I take Atlanta with a "T" and get a whopping 13 /2 points. I only lose by 24 1/2. It's good I capped the losses at 6 points or I might have set a record.

From: TOBY Date/Time: Monday, 12/7/15 8:36 AM MsgNo: 0002150

For 12 weeks I have been convinced that Carolina is a lucky team that has been over rated. I have lost on them almost every eek but finally I gave in and put a PP on them against NO, a team that has scored a total of 20 points the last 2 weeks. With supposedly one of the top defenses in the NFL, they give up 38 points to NO and can't cover 7 points. I hope they never win another game. I should rename this page Toby's Lament instead of Trash Talk!

From: MEDMAL Date/Time: Friday, 12/4/15 7:01 PM MsgNo: 0002148

Toby, I think you mean 'Woe is I'

Who's the Hillbilly now...?

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Friday, 12/4/15 8:39 AM MsgNo: 0002145

Best bet----with your pick of the year coming thru last night I would certainly hope you would be buying a lottery ticket to ay..........................

From: TOBY Date/Time: Friday, 12/4/15 8:03 AM MsgNo: 0002144

How do I keep coming up on the wrong end of these crazy-assed games? Own fumble recovered in the end zone for a TD, a penalt on the last play of the game followed by a 65 yard Hail Mary on an untimed play!!!! WOE IS ME!!!

From: JLO Date/Time: Thursday, 12/3/15 6:10 AM MsgNo: 0002138
Toby. Your thanksgiving message of dispair was truly sad to read. Yes, your performance was horrible but please reflect of the righter side of life. Your stellar golf game, your Pittsburgh Pirates, your power position as commissioner, your fellow gamblers that have carried you to side bet wins.
From: ROBERTO Date/Time: Wednesday, 12/2/15 5:57 PM MsgNo: 0002137

 Just noted that Rexall's pick percentage for season is  currently higher than that of all published spo ts-writers/pickers nationwide.

From: TOBY Date/Time: Sunday, 11/29/15 10:02 AM MsgNo: 0002129

I hate to start the week off with a loss on Thurs. night, but after Thanksgiving I've started 0-5. This is going to be a lon week with nothing to do but pick up the pieces of a lost year.

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Friday, 11/27/15 10:51 PM MsgNo: 0002127

Dallas goes for two when you're down by 20 with 3 minutes left----should be a law against it.  I'm guessing Pete Rose h d the over and he was in the suite with Jerry...........

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Thursday, 11/26/15 3:25 PM MsgNo: 0002126

When did our group become so smart---only 7 picked Phlly.  Happy Thanksgiving.  Give thanks that Rexall is going t come back to the pack????????

From: TOBY Date/Time: Monday, 11/16/15 11:57 AM MsgNo: 0002108

With a payoff for week #10 leaders hanging in the balance, REXALL went in in first, with 8 other teams within 13 points of h m. Of those 8, only ROOSTER was positive with a +1, the other 7 were all minus. REXALL romps home in first with a +5 going into the Mon. night game. But don't worry league, I know this guy. He is one of those Tennessee hillbillies and he doesn't have the smarts to keep this up. His implosion and big fade are coming up!! 

From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 11/10/15 11:47 AM MsgNo: 0002096

What a surprise. As i did the SIDE BET totals I dragged my team ( TOBY, BASS and WOLF PACK ) down to the second worse score f the week at -20. Fortunately, we were playing TACO BOB, BEST BET and REXALL who had the worst score of the week at -22. What a bonus $10. Also, REXALL had one of the few positive scores for the week but it wasn't enough to overcome BEST BET's implosion!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Monday, 11/9/15 11:50 AM MsgNo: 0002092

So much for OOPS and his positive scores!!

From: BEN Date/Time: Monday, 11/2/15 11:50 AM MsgNo: 0002075

Trust those butter-fingered Falcons to mess up a near perfect day, although it may make it easier for my Panthers to win the r division for the third straight year. a record. A pox on Arthur Blank and his fumbling Falcons! Ben.

From: TOBY Date/Time: Wednesday, 10/28/15 8:28 AM MsgNo: 0002067

OOPS is the only team that hasn't posted a minus number in the first 7 weeks. His worst weekly score was a 0.

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/27/15 4:59 PM MsgNo: 0002066

I join the "I'm pissed at Houston club".  I thought they were getting good and had found their QB--so POM aga nst lowly Miami.  The first score I saw was late in the first half and they were down 35-0.  I'm a slow learner---think I'll pick them again this week..............

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/27/15 4:43 PM MsgNo: 0002065

I join the "I'm pissed at Houston club".  I thought they were getting good and had found their QB--so POM aga nst lowly Miami.  The first score I saw was late in the first half and they were down 35-0.  I'm a slow learner---think I'll pick them again this week..............

From: MEDMAL Date/Time: Sunday, 10/25/15 4:02 PM MsgNo: 0002058

I am done with Vegas odds... Atl moved to -7 with Mariota out and they can barely squeak by a 1-5 team! so much for my yearl x 2 now

From: TOBY Date/Time: Wednesday, 10/21/15 6:18 PM MsgNo: 0002057

Medmal, I totally agree with you about your elders!! I alsp appreciate you carrying B&R and myself to victory on SIDE BE S last week.  Toby

From: MEDMAL Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/20/15 5:47 PM MsgNo: 0002056

also, there is no doubt that TCB and Rexall are just a bunch of hillbillies

From: MEDMAL Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/20/15 5:46 PM MsgNo: 0002055

don't even get me started Toby. every bit of  logic says that Houston was a good pick with 4 free point from the Vegas pread (hence the yearly that we got trounced on)... Houston is dead to me and will no longer receive any of my support.

From: TOBY Date/Time: Friday, 10/16/15 3:09 PM MsgNo: 0002049

Looks like the Tennessee hillbillies might not last too long on top of the heap. They both loaded up on those mumbling, bumb ing, stumbling Falcons last night!

From: REXALL Date/Time: Wednesday, 10/14/15 10:01 PM MsgNo: 0002046
We're just a couple of Tennessee hillbillies trying to make a living...
From: TOBY Date/Time: Wednesday, 10/14/15 2:05 PM MsgNo: 0002043

2 brothers ( REXALL and TCB ) leading the league. The commissioner may have to open a collusion investigation!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Friday, 10/9/15 7:41 AM MsgNo: 0002032

So much for using sound judgement. I take HOU -1 against IND and tune in to the pre-game. Luck is out and Hasselback hasn't racticed and is sick and taking IV's and probably won't be able to finish the game. Over to covers.com and the spread has gone to HOU -5. Back to the computer and make HOU a POM. 4 hours later, after Hasselback does his best imitation of a born again Bart Starr, I start the week 0-3.

From: JLO Date/Time: Friday, 10/9/15 0:12 AM MsgNo: 0002031
Wonder if Houston moving from our spread of -1 to closing of -5 caught the eye of those that thought they could steal a LOCK?
From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/6/15 7:47 PM MsgNo: 0002026

Sherm ( BS ), Since your e-mail changed from Merck, I presume you have retired. But what are you doing with all this time on your hands? In the first 4 weeks you have come in in 41st, 30th, 35th, and 41st again. It looks like you should go back to work so that you could do your picking on company time, retirement time is not working!

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/6/15 12:02 PM MsgNo: 0002025

Poor Detroit. 

From: TOBY Date/Time: Friday, 10/2/15 11:07 AM MsgNo: 0002015

Painter, Thanks for all the concern for those of us who correctly picked PIT and got screwed, since you had BAL!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Friday, 10/2/15 8:40 AM MsgNo: 0002014

Anybody wanna bet on how long Scobee stays with the Steelers!

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Friday, 10/2/15 6:19 AM MsgNo: 0002013

Did Pittsburgh want to just give this game away?  They had every opportunity to put it away and didn't have the skill t do it.  They're in for a long month or more.  I guess Ben can go to bed knowing he's worth what they're paying him. 

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Tuesday, 9/29/15 6:22 PM MsgNo: 0002004

Three guys over 20 points this week--and one player with 100% on premium picks.  You know what they say "early to ipe, early to rot".  Either that or it will be a very expensive season for some of us........................

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Tuesday, 9/29/15 8:03 AM MsgNo: 0002000

3 guys scored 20 or more points this week.  Is that a record?  You know what they say---early to ripe, early to ro ............TCB way out in front with 33----and is 100% on premium picks.  Only one way to go from here-----or, it's going to be a very expensive year for the rest of us.

From: TOBY Date/Time: Monday, 9/21/15 9:35 AM MsgNo: 0001967

There were 3 "T"'s this week, all on large favorites that came up with a total score of -10 .  BEN ( NO -6 ), BEST BET ( MIA -2 ), and MEDMAL ( BAL -2 ).

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Monday, 2/2/15 5:42 PM MsgNo: 0001861

I don't care what the monday morning QB's are saying---I think it was a great call???????????????

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Monday, 1/12/15 11:57 AM MsgNo: 0001859

Congrats to JR7111 on a good weekend.  I knew I didn't like the match-ups---didn't know how much I didn't like them.... ....

From: JLO Date/Time: Sunday, 1/4/15 7:56 PM MsgNo: 0001858
Toby: congratulations on nailing the over/under this week.
From: TOBY Date/Time: Thursday, 1/1/15 6:49 PM MsgNo: 0001853

Congratulations Art, but if you are really into this grandpa stuff, I've got a couple of spare grandchildren I'd be glad to et you have.

From: ART Date/Time: Wednesday, 12/31/14 6:11 PM MsgNo: 0001852

I'M AWFULL LUCKY! I BECAME A GRANDFATHER IN A ORLANDO COURT THIS MORNING. MY MIDDLE DAUGHTERS  (KRISTA) ADOPTION O A NEW MAGNIFICENT FOURTEEN MONTH OLD GOLFER WAS APPROVED. DONT BET AGAINST ME THIS WEEK

From: BEN Date/Time: Tuesday, 12/23/14 1:49 PM MsgNo: 0001828

I am heartily sick of Painter and Toby's trash. It is easy to talk when you are more than competent. Alas, I do not have tha problem. I asked my dogs - who have been reasonably successful in the past - to do my picks this week, but they were quite disdainful about being involved with such a loser. Since it is difficult to do any worse than I have this season, if I don't do better this week I shall probably make no more absurd picks for the rest of the season, and take my chances with my defaults.

From: TOBY Date/Time: Sunday, 12/21/14 11:39 AM MsgNo: 0001821

Well PAINTER, were you pissed off with SD's miracle comeback last night against SF. It cost you your SF pick and allowed DAC EV to make a miracle save on his SD POW. Cost you 1st place at least temporarily.

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Friday, 12/19/14 7:26 AM MsgNo: 0001816

Toby----POY on a 2-11 team--that takes some guts.  And at 0-10 it looked very bad.  You're off to a great start th s week.

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Tuesday, 12/16/14 3:40 PM MsgNo: 0001812

Damn, if you'd told me I was going to go plus 11 and get caught I would have called you crazy.  I think Dachev and Art ave things figured out (I thought I did about a month ago).  Dachev's POM and POY were both cakewalks.  I had to sweat out my POM and teaser wasn't looking good until Q3.  Damn Tampa touchdown hurt although Cheesecake must have jumped right thru the ceiling.

And side bets---how can the leader (tied) be in the bottom 5 in side bet results (-$53)?  Just like golf---I can pull my partners down.

Ok, I've vented.  Now I can go make my picks in peace.

 

 

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Tuesday, 12/16/14 3:22 PM MsgNo: 0001811

Did you see the comic strip Blondie this morning?  Dagwood goes into a card shop and says "I need a special card&q ot;.  The clerk says we have thousands.  He says "this one is for my wife".  The clerk says "lovely, we have lots".  Dagwood says "this one needs to say "I'm sorry that all i've done is watch football all weekend and didn't help with putting up the Christmas decorations".  The clerk says "we're sold out of that one". 

My bride says the truth sometimes hurts.

From: ART Date/Time: Tuesday, 12/16/14 8:46 AM MsgNo: 0001810

HOW MUCH DO YOU GET FOR SECOND? LEAVING FOR FLORIDA TODAY DO THEY HAVE COMPUTERS DOWN THERE? THE BEARS ONLY GAVE LESS THAN 4 POINTS, WILL WONDERS NEVER CEASE.

From: DACHEV Date/Time: Thursday, 12/11/14 10:30 PM MsgNo: 0001807
Thanks Toby. And I thought I was getting wiser with age!
From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 12/9/14 3:30 PM MsgNo: 0001804

There was no doubt in my mind that Kelly was picking again!. DACHEV has been in this league long enough that even he knows t at he is not this smart!! Second place, no way it can last unless she is sharing her expertiece

From: DACHEV Date/Time: Monday, 12/8/14 10:19 PM MsgNo: 0001799
Yes. Kelly is picking again!
From: TOBY Date/Time: Monday, 12/8/14 3:43 PM MsgNo: 0001797

It was interesting to see our leader PAINTER as DSW during half time of last nights NE-SD game at -10. I'm sure he wasn't wo ried though as he watched NE cruise to an easy second half win against SD.

From: DACHEV Date/Time: Wednesday, 11/26/14 6:30 AM MsgNo: 0001789
Toby You know it takes twelve years of marriage until they finally start to listen!
From: PAINTER Date/Time: Tuesday, 11/25/14 1:24 PM MsgNo: 0001788

 

Can we just call this year over at this point?  I get too nervous with big premium picks on the line.&nb p; Got screwed on GT Teaser----got lucky to break even on a POY with Dallas.  Consistency hard to find this year.  Couple of nice runs this week,while most of us struggled.  I'll settle for a push this week.

 

 

From: TOBY Date/Time: Sunday, 11/23/14 7:44 PM MsgNo: 0001779

Watch out for DACHEV, Kelly must be picking again!!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 11/18/14 9:46 AM MsgNo: 0001770

Hate to pick on MEDMAL but they are the first team to go down $100 on SIDE BETS. Come on fellas, can't you give your partner some help!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Wednesday, 11/12/14 9:20 AM MsgNo: 0001764

I thought MEDMAL had locked up the BEST WEEKLY PICK with their 19-2 but CHEESEHEADS gave them a run for the money with their 20-3. Don't rest easy MEDMAL, you can still be had!!!

From: REXALL Date/Time: Tuesday, 11/11/14 6:03 PM MsgNo: 0001762
Congrats Painter on your 10 week run... Impressive .....
From: PAINTER Date/Time: Sunday, 11/9/14 9:08 PM MsgNo: 0001753

What a move by cheesehead.............Toby's POM on Buffalo almost came true.  Better  team did not win on that fi ld today.  Great call by Rexall on Dallas teaser.  Some real tough ones next week.

 

 

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Sunday, 11/9/14 9:06 PM MsgNo: 0001752

What a move by cheesehead.............Toby's POM on Buffalo almost came true.  Better  team did not win on that fi ld today.  Great call by Rexall on Dallas teaser.  Some real tough ones next week.

 

 

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Sunday, 11/9/14 8:25 AM MsgNo: 0001750

Toby is rolling the dice---POM on Buffalo with star wide receiver out.

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Sunday, 11/9/14 8:25 AM MsgNo: 0001749

Toby is rolling the dice---POM on Buffalo with star wide receiver out.

From: TOBY Date/Time: Wednesday, 10/29/14 7:01 AM MsgNo: 0001723

Actually 4 years ago I was the Dip Shit 3 weeks in a row. Using my poweful mathematical skills the odds of it happening 2 we ks in a row are 1681 to 1 and 3 weeks in a row they are 68,921 to 1.

From: REXALL Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/28/14 9:48 PM MsgNo: 0001722
What are the odds of getting the DIP SHIT AWARD( 2 weeks in role) and JLO winning for the week.. Incredible.... Rexall
From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/28/14 1:00 PM MsgNo: 0001718

It looked great when I saw my first partner in SIDE BETS was JLO who was on top of the league in points for the week. Unfort nately on further inspection, my other partner was REXALL, who claimed his second DIP SHIT OF THE WEEK award in back to back weeks.

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Saturday, 10/25/14 11:12 AM MsgNo: 0001703

rexall came out swinging w/thursday pom on sd.  when denver missed field goal in q4 it looked like you might be genius. nbsp; almost     really wish some of the strong favorites were at home, might have spent a poy

From: DACHEV Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/14/14 11:00 PM MsgNo: 0001678
Perfection: I remember years ago when Jimmy Welch was picking so bad he decided to make his picks and turned in the opposite Went 1-20 for the week. Now that was close to perfection!
From: MEDMAL Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/14/14 4:24 PM MsgNo: 0001675

damn last 2 games... I thought we had a shot at perfection (I hear that's an extra $1000)

From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/14/14 9:42 AM MsgNo: 0001674

MEDMAL drops the last 2 games but still goes an impressive 19-2, but even a +17 is not enough to carry his SIDE BET team to win!!

From: JLO Date/Time: Monday, 10/13/14 6:23 AM MsgNo: 0001667
Toby, you probably need to explain to the young men what the expression "gets your goat" means. If a person is under 60, my g ess is they have never heard that expression.
From: TOBY Date/Time: Sunday, 10/12/14 8:03 PM MsgNo: 0001665

You gotta be shittin me. Going into Sunday night MEDMAL is perfect with 2 games to go!!!!! In 25 years of this league no one has come this close to perfection!! The only thing that gets my goat is that these 2 guys are barely out of their teens. One is a doctor and the other a lawyer so you know they are rolling in the cash. Then they get in the league and are trying to rip off all my cash when I am barely surviving from social security check to social security check. When will the football gods show me the same respect.

From: JLO Date/Time: Friday, 10/10/14 5:03 PM MsgNo: 0001654
So Art, you and your Valpo golf mates must have considerable free time to work on your football picks given you are not able to play golf between November and April due to the frozen tundra.
From: ART Date/Time: Wednesday, 10/1/14 9:53 AM MsgNo: 0001626

HAS ANYONE REALIZED HOW MANY PLAYERS IN THE TOP SIX PLAY THEIR GOLF AT VALPO!

From: DACHEV Date/Time: Thursday, 9/25/14 5:54 PM MsgNo: 0001600
Let's all agree that Kelly cannot pick 'em. Da Chev is ready to show up. Here we go!
From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 9/23/14 8:00 AM MsgNo: 0001594

Just thinking about the DACHEV TAMPA "T". Was that a Chevy or Kelly pick?

From: MEDMAL Date/Time: Saturday, 9/20/14 2:18 PM MsgNo: 0001576

I see Rexall picked Tampa over ATL. Only missed that one by 42 points

From: TOBY Date/Time: Friday, 9/19/14 12:41 PM MsgNo: 0001575

Talk about handicapping!! DACHEV takes a "T" on TB getting 12 1/2 points and still manages to lose by 30. When I d veloped the points for a "T" I never imagined someone could lose so bad. I may have to rethink the scale for next year if folks can screw up this bad!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Friday, 9/19/14 8:15 AM MsgNo: 0001574

WAT TO GO DACHEV!!!  Takes Tampa with a "T" and gets 12 1/2 points and still manages to lose by 30. When I pu together the wins and losses for "T" i never considered such a possibility. Losing like that should have cost about 20 points!!!

From: JLO Date/Time: Monday, 9/15/14 6:06 AM MsgNo: 0001550
Given recent media events, I think we should make a push for Toby to be the NFL commissioner., maybe MLB and the NBA as well. s commissioner, Toby does not do background investigations, does not have a drug policy but does promote gambling. I enjoy his free market approach.
From: TOBY Date/Time: Saturday, 9/6/14 9:17 PM MsgNo: 0001496

The Stanifer family is in with 3 teams this year, REXALL, TCB and MEDMAL. They must all think alike. All of them took GB +6 gainst SEA and came up snake eyes.

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Tuesday, 12/24/13 5:16 PM MsgNo: 0001401

Those of us who were minus 8 and worse this week were 0 for 7 on POM's.  TCB got a POY correct and still finished doubl digit negative.............What a weird week.  I would have been embarrassed to do well this week because of all the stupid outcomes........................Last week I had a POY on Philly and they looked inept.  This week they kill Chicago.  Next week Chicago plays Green Bay for a play-off spot.  After the Chicago Philly game (and with the chance that Rogers might be back) I thought Chicago would have no chance.   Now I read that half of GB is injured.  Good news is that my "give a shit" level is way down. 

 

Painter

From: REXALL Date/Time: Monday, 12/16/13 12:05 PM MsgNo: 0001386
I'll never ever ever take Dallas agin as a premium pick. So help me God!!
From: BEN Date/Time: Monday, 12/16/13 10:03 AM MsgNo: 0001385

Got so sick of my totally inept premium picks I got rid of most of them, and had, by my ludicrously low standards, a banner eekend - ridiculous!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 11/5/13 10:38 AM MsgNo: 0001267

CJ&Y really takes the pipe. He goes +9 for the week and wins $60 in WEEKLY CASH but his SIDE BET partners, BCB II and JL , drag their team down to a -19 and cost him $20 for the worst record of the week.

From: BEN Date/Time: Monday, 11/4/13 3:03 PM MsgNo: 0001263

When your intended teaser winner is 21-0 down and scrapes through by four, then you realise the true futility of your premiu picks. I tried using my dogs to make my picks, but even they have proved as unreliable as I am. Maybe I will use my default picks - they cannot be much worse. Ben.

From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 10/29/13 2:10 PM MsgNo: 0001239

XOM and I should thank their lucky stars for SEA's goal line stand at the end of last nights SEA-StL game. Their "T&quo ; was worth +1 with the final score but if StL had punched it in, it would have been -4, a 5 point swing.

From: TOBY Date/Time: Friday, 10/11/13 8:14 AM MsgNo: 0001176

I can remember talking to Dennis Sikorski ( I ) when he said he wouldn't give 17 points to his mother. Well Dennis, what do ou think about 26.5.

From: BEN Date/Time: Wednesday, 10/9/13 8:24 AM MsgNo: 0001163

Just when I thought I could pounce with a POY you spoiled it all, Toby. Has there ever been a larger points spread than 26.5 Best to all from Ben.

From: PAINTER Date/Time: Tuesday, 9/24/13 6:20 AM MsgNo: 0001077

test

From: TOBY Date/Time: Monday, 9/23/13 3:13 PM MsgNo: 0001071

Just as I thought. Any time you see the league load up on one team, Mortgage everything you can, call the bookie, and go the other way! 38 guys on Minn. and not only does CLE cover but they win straight up. I would be willing to bet that when you see the league load uo, 80% of the time the other team will cover.

From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 9/10/13 9:30 PM MsgNo: 0000945

WOW!!! What a first week, only 5 guys out of 38 over .500 and then the best score is only +3. PP record only 31-77-7 but at east I noticed BEN at .500.. Maybe this is your PP year BEN!!!

From: TOBY Date/Time: Tuesday, 9/10/13 1:49 PM MsgNo: 0000933

WOW!! What a first week, only 5 guys over .500 and then the tops was +3. PP for the week at 31-77-7 although I noticed that EN managed a .500 week. Could be your year Ben!!

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